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News Rodeo! Climate Change! Afghanistanians! Health Care! A Random Sarah Palin Joke for Good Measure!

Laughing on the outside and, probably laughing on the inside, too.

It is time once again for News Rodeo!  And, man oh man, is there some news this week.  It has occurred to me lately that this might be the only venue that some people actually hear about major events that happen in our world.  I take this responsibility very lightly and I hope that anyone that reads this takes this seriously.  For example:  Yes, Sarah Palin is Satan with breasts.  This is a fact and you can use this information at dinner parties.  Impress your friends! On to the news!  Tuesday, President Obama gave a speech, outlining an escalation in troops over in Afghanistan.  Do we, the American people, need more troops over in Afghanistan?  No.  Of course not.  We don’t need troops anywhere.  Do the Afghanistanians need more troops?  Probably not.  So why are we sending more troops?  Because, if we don’t, then a plane will fly into everyone’s house, even if a plane isn’t in the air, it will come down anyway and crush you.  Joking!  But seriously, what about Vice President Joe “I have a Billion Teeth” Biden?  What does he think, Huffington Post-it-notes?

White House officials adamantly deny that the vice president was used as some sort of political pawn in the Afghan debate. Indeed, it is understood that within the administration, Biden had been arguing against a military ramp-up, essentially alone, since last spring –before other lower-level officials felt more at ease expressing their reservations. “The vice president believes it is his job to give the president the best and most candid advice he can — and to give it privately,” said Jay Carney, Biden’s spokesman. In the end, the advice failed to move the president’s hand on the key issue of troop strength. But it may have been enough to secure important strategic victories. At the very least, it showed that the vice president is comfortable staking out a dissenting position inside the administration and pulling people to his side — even if means losing out in the end.

"It is Cyclical! This is the natural pattern of nature! Keep Running!"

That’s right!  When the Vice President thinks that “V” should be renewed, the President takes that shit into consideration, son!  And then the President is all like, nah, V sucks.  And then Joe Biden goes into a room and cries, whispering, Just like Firefly…Just like Firefly.  Not to worry, we have good news around this piece.  The President has decided to go to Copenhagen for the Climate Summit thingy.  We are killing the Earth?  Global Warming?  Hello? But will it make a difference?  And is the bill in Congress a job’s bill or a save the planet-bill?  What do you think, Sanitation-Nation?

Overall, the public opinion data on climate point to a deeper problem with the way the capping of carbon has been sold, both by Democratic lawmakers and progressive activists–that is, as a bill that seems to have nothing to do with catastrophic climate change. “Make no mistake: this is a jobs bill,” President Obama said about the House-passed version of cap and trade (the name of which–American Clean Energy and Security Act–manages to avoid mentioning climate). That bill’s co-sponsor, Ed Markey, echoed the claim, saying, “This is a jobs bill. It will create millions of new clean energy jobs in whole new industries with incentives to drive competition in the energy marketplace.” Others have taken the same tack: an SEIU ad in favor of cap and trade, for example, says that “America must end our economic crisis and dependence on foreign oil.” How? “A clean energy jobs bill.”

Never trust a guy who insists on you calling him, "Dick".

It’ll be sort of hard to go to work when we’re all dead from starvation or drought or disease caused by lack of arable land.  But, hey, let’s move on to something more fun.  Like Health Care!  Dick Morris thinks that States will have to flip the bill for it!  My God!  Taxes!  You mean we’ll have to pay so people can go to the doctor instead of taking an aspirin, wrapping themselves in a sweater and hoping for the best?  That is Crazy talk! Explain this to me, NewsMaxipad!

The Obama healthcare initiative will be the biggest unfunded federal mandate on the states in history. It will force dozens of states, particularly in the South, to abandon their low-tax ways and to move toward dramatically higher rates of taxation. It might even force Florida and Texas to impose an income tax! In the Senate version of the bill, states must expand their Medicaid eligibility to cover everyone with an income that is 133 percent of the poverty level. The House bill brings it up to 150 percent. But many states have kept their state taxes low precisely by so limiting eligibility for Medicaid that it essentially is only for seniors needing long-term care and not for poor younger people who require acute care.

Yeah, young people!  You don’t need health care!  Young people don’t get cancer or infections or broken bones are get cancer caused by infections in broken bones.  And, hey, Sales tax?  I mean, what’s up with that?  This is America, everyone!  Let’s not forget that shit!  This is America!  If you don’t have it, you get another job and you work for it!  And, once you get it, you realize that you were a victim of a sophisticated marketing strategy and you throw that crap in the closet.  And if you can’t afford health care, then crawl into a ball and go ahead and die.  One less person that gets in the way of my Climate killing SUV.  Did you see that?  I created a satire using three different political talking points!  Go, me.  Go, me.  Go, me.  Put your hands up. It’s your Birthday.  Not for real, though. Just for play-play.

The Great Debate: Should we reform Health Care?

Under the Obama plan, little girls have to fight it out in the Thunderdome for treatment.  Not really.  But wouldnt that be awesome?

Under the Obama plan, little girls have to fight it out in the "Thunderdome" for treatment. Not really. But wouldn't that be awesome?

Welcome to our (that means me) weekly post where I ask you a question and no one answers but, hey, what else am I gonna do?  Work?  Yeah, right!  Today’s topic: Should we reform Health Care?  Obama and his cronies on the Left want to create “Universal” Health Care so that “Every” American can be “Covered” and get “Treatment”.  That sounds just like Russia to me!  Even though Russia probably had the worst governmental system in history and never even came close to working correctly.  Then you have those on the Right who want to keep everything just like it is because, hey, we are in debt up to our eyelids and if an American wants Health care they should go to the store and buy health care.  Please be civil in your comments, and alway remember that when you carry a loaded gun to a town hall meeting, the Secret Service puts you on a terror watch list for the rest of your life.  Happy voting!