The Changing Face of Climate Change

I mean, arent new shoes worth destroying the planet for?

I mean, aren't new shoes worth destroying the planet for?

Yeah, Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize.  So, I mean, that means something, right?  Maybe?  Hello?  What?  Sick of Obama?  Trust a brother.  He’s sick of you, too.  However, there are things that he needs to work on and he’s working on them.  Oh, yes.  He is working on them like a Mother-(Shut your mouth!  I’m just talking about Obama.)  This week, there is some Climate change crap he’s working on.  He’s flying somewhere, making a speech, inspiring people, blah, blah, blah.

Senator John Kerry told Obama he needs to direct his administration to be more aggressive in order to get Congress to take steps to limit pollution that contributes to global warming. But Kerry emerged from the meeting saying Obama had pledged closer coordination between the White House and its congressional allies on the issue. “The bottom line is there’s no way to negotiate a bill like this without the involvement of the administration that they’ve promised — and they’ve been producing,” Kerry said in an interview. “If we’re going to talk about oil and gas, we need to know what the administration will sign off on.”

What does John Kerry know?  Didn’t he lose in 2004?  (Oh, Snap!) With all this Enviromental stuff, you have to remember that the hottest year on record just happened….ten years ago.  I’m serious.  It was 1998.  I know, right!  Global Warming is over!  Let’s get out of here and start spraying aerosol up in the air!  Spray it in the air like you just don’t care!

…the warmest year recorded globally was not in 2008 or 2007, but in 1998. But it is true. For the last 11 years we have not observed any increase in global temperatures. And our climate models did not forecast it, even though man-made carbon dioxide, the gas thought to be responsible for warming our planet, has continued to rise. So what on Earth is going on?

I’ll tell you what’s going on, because that’s what I do.  I say that it doesn’t matter if the climate is getting hotter or colder if the rivers are polluted with Mercury from rotten batteries, the soil is unusable because of lead poisoning and the air is unbreathable because of carbon emissions.  But, hey, just as long as we get to die wearing sweaters.