It is a little heavy handed, but, well, I guess it is supposed to be. I didn’t know black people got free cars. I want my free car. Morning.
The Oil Spill could have been prevented, If you eat McDonald’s, you’ll get fat, and Mariah Carey isn’t fat, she’s pregnant. But, I mean, you’re forgiven if you thought she was fat because she, you know, looked fat. News Rodeo, baby. Continue reading
A game that lets you smoke cigarettes. I mean, they give you a button for it. Continue reading
Yep. We stomp on people’s heads now. I could write about this, but I don’t really see the point. Besides, I’m a bit disgusted, and it’s hard to type while I’m barfing. And, to be clear, I’m not partisan. I’m just generally grossed out. People are the worst type of people.
More isn’t always better. In fact, it is never better. Continue reading
So, this guy is an idiot. Who? This guy. Juan Williams. He works for NPR and he writes for Washington Post and he talks shit on Fox News. Oh, wait. He used to work for NPR. His ass got fired. Why? Because he’s a bigot. Why is he a bigot? Because he said this:
“I mean, look, Bill, I’m not a bigot. You know the kind of books I’ve written about the civil rights movement in this country,” he said. “But when I get on a plane, I got to tell you, if I see people who are in Muslim garb and I think, you know, they’re identifying themselves first and foremost as Muslims, I get worried. I get nervous.”
There. Do you want a definition of what a bigot is? It is anyone who would say that. I don’t care what people say. I don’t give a shit how many 1st Amendments this guy carries in his pocket. He’s a bigot. Anyone who agrees with him is a bigot. I have ten times more respect for NPR now. I might actually donate money to them. Finally, something happens in the world that makes real sense.
A short one today. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gave a shout out to all the Gay and Lesbians youngsters out there, asking them to keep their heads up. The thought of anyone committing suicide is depressing. But when kids do it, and they do it because they are verbally abused, that is just completely uncalled for. Like Hillary said at the end of this, take care of yourselves.
I like Kanye West. I do. His music is pretty amazing. But, I mean, he has mental problems. And he is an arrogant, narcissistic prick who is self-important and completely absurd. Example: This latest scandal. Wal-mart doesn’t want to put his album cover in their stores. See? Kanye West twitted about it. That’s how important it is.
Banned in the USA!!! They don’t want me chilling on the couch with my phoenix! My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy…In the 70s album covers had actual nudity… It’s so funny that people forget that… Everything has been so commercialized now…In all honesty … I really don’t be thinking about Wal-Mart when I make my music or album covers…I wanna sell albums but not at the expense of my true creativity…So Nirvana can have a naked human being on they cover but I can’t have a PAINTING of a monster with no arms and a polka dot tail and wings…I know that cover just blew yall minds … I wish yall could see how hard I’m smiling right now!!!
First, Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit is a classic. Second, it is a baby. Third, I mean, what does Kanye West expect? I don’t want that as an album cover. It looks so stupid. I mean, I have scrap markings on my wall that look better than that. IT IS A BROWN MONKEY MONSTER, DRINKING A FORTY, WITH AN ARMLESS WHITE THING ON HIS LAP! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, KANYE!
Some people this isn’t a big deal.
Perhaps executives at Wal-Mart are indeed right this minute fanning themselves in maidenly horror at the cover image of West’s forthcoming album. Or maybe there’s nothing like an old-fashioned censorship controversy to pique interest in whatever is The Man is trying to hide. If West wants people to listen to what’s inside his album, why not drum up some extra attention by doing what he does best — picking a fight? Cue to 24 hours after his initial tweets, and the new album has been mentioned on every entertainment column in the country.
Nah. He’s just retarded.
A spoiler-free look at what I love about Battlestar Galactica, Part 1: That wonderful population number… Continue reading
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