Who is Rand Paul? He’s this guy running for something in Kentucky. I didn’t even know that Kentucky was still a state until I read the article. I thought we traded that place for Puerto Rico decades ago. Anyway, Rand Paul, just like his daddy, is a good solid idiot. Anyone who thinks that “Mountain Topping” is a good thing is off my Christmas Card list. Yes. He said that Mountain Topping is ok. Why would I lie to you? It is way, way to earlier in the day for me to lie to you.
Paul believes mountaintop removal just needs a little rebranding. “I think they should name it something better,” he says. “The top ends up flatter, but we’re not talking about Mount Everest. We’re talking about these little knobby hills that are everywhere out here. And I’ve seen the reclaimed lands. One of them is 800 acres, with a sports complex on it, elk roaming, covered in grass.” Most people, he continues, “would say the land is of enhanced value, because now you can build on it.”
See. Point Proofed. So, where will you be when the World destroys us? I plan on being on the side of the foxes, the chipmunks and the deer. In a fight like that, you always pick the winning team. Good morning. I guess.