Yep. I am going to avoid saying, “The Revolution Will be Televised” because every talking head and pundit on the tubes has said that bullshit for the last few days. However, it does look like we are seeing the beginnings of a different Iran, one where people wear lots of green and use twitter to the point of being pretty freaking amazing. Yes, I’m fully aware that twitter and the internet helped these people communicate and organize. I’m also aware that twitter fans have started using Twitter’s latest application as justification to post about what they are having for breakfast. Yes, I do it too. I can’t help it. My life is more interesting than yours. Anyway, it looks like the revolution is over. Iran’s Supreme Leader has said that the election wasn’t rigged, if it was rigged, so what, and you guys lost so go home or we start shooting people in faces and other body parts. Regardless of who is right and who is wrong, hopefully this can all end peacefully. Oh, and did you know the Supreme Leader has a fake hand? I mean, how bad ass is that? Anyway…
And here is a complete moron chanting and speaking in tongues about 2012 and the Mexican End-of-the-World situation. Oh, wait. It’s just Glenn Beck.
Apparantly, if you have the stomach to watch that video, we are the losers with this health care plan. I mean, I don’t want to lose my health care. I don’t want my rates to go up. I don’t want to pay for coverage I don’t need…wait…oh, I’m sorry. I keep forgetting. I’M POOR! I haven’t had health care since 2005. I’m serious. When I get sick, I take some aspirin, say a quick pray, and put a bunch of blankets over my head and sweat that shit out. Man, Glenn Beck is a moron.
Let’s move on to something far more important. Next week, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, finally comes to the big screen in all of it’s magnificent glory. People can speak ill about Michael Bay and his genius brain all they want. No one makes a better action movie. How can you not want to see this? They are giant robots on the screen. There are giant robots hitting other giant robots! It is everything I’ve ever wanted out of life and Michael Bay is giving it to me because he loves me so much. I mean, look at this scene! I want it inside my body! I want it inside of me right now!
It is the small things that make you happy, that forces you to get out of bed and go to work and make that money. Always remember: We are Americas. And we like cars and things blowing up.