Ape-Pets to soon be illegal. Since, you know, they keep eating people.

You can't stop true love.

So, since people are being eaten by Apes, the House is thinking about making Ape-Pets illegal.  There goes my weekend. From Politico:

House Natural Resources Committee Chairman Nick J. Rahall (D-WV) announced that, at his request, the House of Representatives will consider on Monday, February 23, the Captive Primate Safety Act (H.R. 80). Consideration of the needed legislation comes just one week after a woman was critically injured in a vicious chimpanzee attack in Stamford, Connecticut – leaving no doubt that the danger of nonhuman primates in homes and to communities must be addressed.

Is it just me, or does anyone see an  Ape-Pet vs. Human war on the horizon?  Or is that just me wishing?

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One thought on “Ape-Pets to soon be illegal. Since, you know, they keep eating people.

  1. we might need the “ape-pets” to fend off the zombies. and then the cyborgs. and once they’re weakened, then we can strike!

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