Did you watch the press conference? Thank God its the last one. First, there is no such word as misunderestimated. That isn’t a word. Go ahead, look it up! It isn’t in a dictionary! Second, the guy said that the response to Katrina was good? 30,000 people off roof tops? Well, that’s great. Too bad about all the other dead people that he didn’t get to. Sigh. Whatever. Moving on, we have Megan Fox being super-fucking-weird at the Golden Globes, or the Emmys, or whatever it was the other night.
Brian Austin Greene? If you are reading this, please. Please. Please. Take this girl out on a date. Buy her some flowers. Kiss her on the forehead and say, “I love you just the way you are.” And Megan, if you are reading this, hey, you know, I’m sort of broke. But if watching I, Robot, eating Toaster Strudels and sharing a Snuggie sounds like a good date, hit a brother up. And finally, CNN is reporting that Iran has, yes, stoned someone. Two people, actually. I’m serious.
Officials say two men in Iran have been stoned to death for adultery and murder, while another escaped death by digging his way out of the hole where he was buried to face a similar fate, according to media reports. In the practice, the men are buried up to their chests and people pelt them with stones until they die.A third was supposed to have been stoned to death. However, he freed himself by climbing out of the stone hole. He still awaits punishment.
So, men, let that be a listen to you. Only in America can you cheat on your wife without any consequence. Everywhere else, they kill you. Stoning. What’s next? Legalized Torture? Oh, wait…