Upcoming: The New Star Trek

The New Crew of the Enterprise is stunned at the beauty of Jarvis' butt.

Did we mention that a new Star Trek is coming out?  It must of completely slipped our minds.  Helmed by the weird, yet lovable, J. J. Abrams, this new Star Trek flick will be an old Star Trek.  It’s mission: to replace all the original cast members with younger and more attractive actors and add some shine to that old Star Trek behind.  Will it work?  Some say yes, like the guy directing it.

“I think a movie that shows people of various races working together and surviving hundreds of years from now is not a bad message to put out right now,” he says. “In a world where a movie as incredibly produced as ‘The Dark Knight’ is raking in gazillions of dollars, ‘Star Trek’ stands in stark contrast. It was important to me that optimism be cool again.”

I think the world is ready for a new take on Star Trek.  The universe is vivid, extremely detailed and lush with amazing opportunity.  Couple that with the idea of movie “cycles”, and you’ll clearly see that not only do we need a new Star Trek, but we want it.  We want it so much.  Will it be bad?  Maybe.  But, honestly, who doesn’t want to see a young, fine ass Uhura?  I mean, let’s be honest here…